|Staring in the face of virginity- Peter Pan and a very Lost Boy come bearing the style from Nevereverland||Hair, styled by a particularly inept fax machine|
It appears as if a band of hobbits from the depths of Middle Earth have hijacked the mens fashion industry and created the new age man of style as resembling the hypothetical love child of Bilbo Baggins and Quasimodo.
Burberry is a never-ending faucet of 'WTF do you call THAT?'
Although these vulva thwarting looks may score major thumbs up from the listhping fashion queens of Paree...
... As a female I find it hard to whip up an interest in men who look more like they're going to steal my purse and sodomise my cat, than take me on a hot date.
There goes my lady boner ….