The natural urge for the Sydneysider will be to explore the country's other major city: Babysydney, otherwise known as Melbourne.
The Sydneysider is often drawn to
This is evident during a stroll down a typical Babysydney laneway.
It was teeming with art and life.
Sydneysiders will seek a resting place in one of Babysydney's thriving cultural precincts.
The Sydneysider bears the indistinguishable markings of the larger, and thus much greaterbeautifulabsolutelyfuckingfabulous city of Sydney, and will thus attempt anonyminity with a facial disguise.
Only the strongest Sydneysiders will be able carry off the facial disguise. Others must seek anonymity with a sartorial disguise. Babysydney is the style capital, afterall.
But the markings of the Sydneysider will always be detected by the trained
The meek Sydneysider will attempt a hasty escape.
But will often find obstacles in tram systems.
The exploration of Babysydney can sometimes leave the Sydneysider with feelings of dissatisfaction, and rage.
But irrelevent to this, Babysydney will always be known and loved for its fine wine:
And street art.
The Sydneysider feels a natural compulsion to gain street-cred