These two asshats recently found their calling in life at a sidewalk second-hand book stall. Clenching books to direct them on their journey, the 22 year olds: a law studying shit-kicker (above) and a PR executive (below); prepare for their wild future as spinsters.
Now let us introduce you to our gospel: The Man Repeller
Based on the scriptures of our favourite fella repella Leandra Medine (pictured below with her "MC Hammer pants"), we stand united in our peen softening glory, otherwise known as: any outfit inspired by The Sartorialist, but likely to invoke the look of confusion and disgust from male passers-by.
Dressed for a lifetime of celibacy in our Gorman Clogs and Lover pinafores, we have more luck scoring lady boners on Crown Street than we do a dancefloor pash at the Ivy.
But in our eternal ambivalence, we drool over cock-blocking sartorial choices like Chloe Sevigny’s high waisted leather bloomers,
And no fuss hairdo's like the top knot, as seen on many runways in Milan, New York, London and speed-dating at the Greenwood.
But don't get us wrong, life for the chronic dick-deflector is not without its comforts. We pleasure ourselves on the likes of
But for those contemplating the decision to quit propellin’ and start repellin', one must weigh up the options: Alexander’s wang or Alexander Wang?
10 points if you can spot the cock rockers… and the cock blockers:
To further illustrate our point, here are the top four
1. Oversized blazers
2. Non-prescription glasses
3. Vintage Dresses, Granny prints and pastels
According to Freudian theory ... guys should be lining up!"
4. Shoulder pads
5. Animal print en masse
Sorry labia, it's going to be another lonely winter.
To keep us warm at night, however, we have collected these images of our favourite online repellers :
The dungaree (we ♥).
Meg from Another Day To Dress Up, repelling in frumpy granny pants.
A typical conversation held between two Inner-Sydney-dwelling Man-Repellers
Rachel: fiddle sticks!
Anna Lou: What ever has happened?
Rachel: Im wearing socks and clogs again today. You'd think the looks of revulsion i got the first time would be enough to make me change my ways....
Anna Lou: *ranting* I currently look menopausal in high waisted work pants and bright red shawl. My mum said I looked terrific. The Persian security guard who usually calls me 'Missy' or 'Darling', said to me "Morning madam". MADAM. THEN, at the printer, I am approached and asked: "Excuse me, are you Professor Kyeong from room 4.311?" I was perplexed, for starters to think that I am Asian is rather interesting, I mean, I know I'm extremely exotic looking, but Asian? really? Secondly, for me to be a professor means a good 10 years of study, and another 10 years of academic asshattery, bringing me to the age of about forty.
How is your day?